calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019

calastrophy

A hoe that doesn’t give head or have sex

Mehn ur girlfriend is a calastrophy

by Dicklicker400 May 19, 2018

calestro

When someone has ligma and plotwist,it's a close person to you.

Aren't you a beauty?
i have ligma.
Feck!!You are Calestro

by YugiOklefths August 7, 2018

calostro

A white, creamy, liquid substance that is drunk by little kids from their mothers bussom.

The first milk from a mammals tit.

Slang term for sperm.

Man! You’re always tired. You need some calostro to pick you up!!!

Superman’s kryptonite is like my calostro to yo mama!

by Tybaldo March 30, 2021

Caltastrophe

Basically Catastrophe but if you insert the name Cal infront of it, so it is used in the same scenarios but centred around this one person. Can only be used properly by anyone named Cal.

"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"

by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022