Call of Duty

A game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it

by myironlung215 April 28, 2011

Call of Duty syndrome

A term coined to describe the recent trend of games and formerly respected gaming series' to be dumbed down to appeal to the larger, absent minded CoD base. Symptoms include short, repetitive gameplay, linear levels, simple controls and an average gamer age of 12. Recent examples include Ace Combat: Assault Horizon and (soon to be) Mass Effect 3.

"The new Ace Combat game has a serious case of Call of Duty syndrome"

by genericname October 14, 2011

call of duty god

Someone who plays cod like ashmat kamran

Hey that guy plays call of duty like ashmat Kamran he is a call of duty god

by Lesniar911 October 16, 2014

Call Of Duty Lobbies

Where 12 year olds with fucking mics call everyone the n word

Me: Plays COD

12 year old: NIG*ER COCK SUCK MY DICK

Me: Call Of Duty Lobbies are so toxic smh

by nobruhwhy September 26, 2020

call of duty infinite warfare

A piece of shit game that nobody wants; A game that is going to end call of duty once and for all; A futuristic Call of Duty that takes place in space

nick: Have you heard of call of duty infinite warfare?

Kevin: Yeah, but it looks like a terrible game.

by ClassifiedRiot May 12, 2016

Call of Duty Shit

When a person attempts to have a bowel movement whilst in the intermission of a online Call Of Duty match. The player attempts to complete this shit and get back in time before the next match starts. These bowel movements range from one to two minutes, depending on whether or not the player wipes, washes their hands, or cares how much of the next match they miss.

Joe- " I'll be right back, I gotta take a shit."
Bob- "You better make it a call of duty shit, or your going to miss the next match!"

Dad- "Hurry up son, we're going to be late to your game!"
Son- "I'll make it quick, it'll be a call of duty shit."

by McSnicket November 11, 2011

Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:

Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms

Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.

Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'

Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.

Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.

EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.

Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.

Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

by legamer August 5, 2010