Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs 

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Cock-blocked by geometry 

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.

Cock-blocked by geometry by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017

Cock Block By Da Big Mitch 

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.

Did you really get a cock block by da big Mitch

Cock Block By Da Big Mitch by Scuba Steve eats children March 6, 2019

Cousins by Cocks 

Cousins by Cocks. N. The development of famlihood by two gay uncles. When one gay uncle forms a marriage, domestic partnership, any sort of legal commitment with somebody else's gay uncle, the nieces and nephew's of each uncle become "COUSINS BY COCKS."

WOAH Dude! My gay Uncle Bob and your gay Uncle Fred are now married! That means we are are family, officially cousins by cocks.

Jim: "So, Dave? Now that my uncle and your uncle are domestically partnered up, are we family now?"

Dave: " Yeah! We are mother fucking cousins by mother fuckin cocks!"

Cousins by Cocks by Zainy Brainy and Antsy Jobber February 14, 2013

Death by cockshot

When a man blows a load down your throat and it goes down the windpipe

Omg it's suffocating me! I'm gonna unalive from death by cockshot

Death by cockshot by Hac6395 June 5, 2025

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

Cockblocked by Jesus 

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.

Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus

Cockblocked by Jesus by bombus August 18, 2010