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toast with an extra side of butter! 

When you drop something that's coming straight for you, or when you miss the perfect catch.
Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.

toasted butter

Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)
Toasted Butter - Directions

1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter

2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster

3. set timer to 6 minutes

4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl

5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!
toasted butter by Bored Potato October 22, 2019

tasty_butter 

The greatest tasty butter in the whole world
tasty_butter by TastyButter February 20, 2018

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toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball 

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here