finger-up-the-butt

A descriptive sentence describing something really gay or weird, like a fucked up fetish.

Weird Gay Guy: Wanna come to a sausage fest at my place? We'll be in my basement, my mom will bring us pizza.

Other Guy: Hell no! That sounds Finger-Up-the-Butt to me!

by pain77888g August 9, 2016

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

Butt Fingers

Tarantulas Spinnerets

My Tarantula is using her butt Fingers to web her burrow.

by SpiiderTheNerd October 9, 2020

One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010

two-fingered butt saw

The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.

Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.

by Lt. One-Eye September 30, 2006

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit

my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass

by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

Buttfinger

It is when a person takes their finger and inserts it into another persons or their own butthole. It can used in a sexual sense or simply as a greeting to one of your friends. It is used when stimulating of the anus is necesary but you don't want to get poop on your dick.

adj. : Hey buttfinger boy come over here.
verb. : yeah dude im totaly going to buttfinger her tonight.

by KcoopZ January 29, 2010