Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.
A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”
by Chuck J. January 25, 2026
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by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019
Get the Buttblast paradox mug.The act of dressing up as dragon ball z character, goku, while penetrating an anus and therefor releasing his high fructose porn syrup inside the rectal cavity.
"Hey, did you see Ruth last night?"
"Yeah, I kamikaze buttblasted that phanny after I went super saiyan."
"So, you emptied the dragon balls,huh?"
"Yeah, I kamikaze buttblasted that phanny after I went super saiyan."
"So, you emptied the dragon balls,huh?"
by Poopid69 January 27, 2017
Get the Kamikaze buttblast mug.A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......
by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003
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