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Burnley Purse

The female version of the burnley wallet wereby the insides protrude from the said she-grimace.
AWWW mate you just gaves our daughter a bleedin burnley purse!
by Julian Danielson September 12, 2006
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burnley

A town in Lancashire, NW England. Unfortunately has had some bad press recently, particularly about the large BNP presence/racial problems and social deprivation in the town.

The truth is that Burnley is OK as a place but has just suffered from economic recession over the last two decades and needs a large employer or perhaps a big happening culturally to help it out.

Sure, you get some absolute scumbags who will beat anything up that walks at night, but most of the people are good, honest, genuine Northerners. Oh, they are in the 21st century as well - all this bollocks about us "pointing at planes" (?) etc. is just a stereotype as inaccurate as saying "all turks are violent." I can't remember the last time I saw a whippet or flat cap in the town.

Can I add the number of BNP voters - scarcely over 4,000 at the last election - wouldn't even fill a stand at the ground of Burnley's rather good football club.

Sure, there are racists, but hardly any more than in other UK towns. Well, I hope so - that'll be put to the test over the next few years. But I'm keeping my chin up.
"No-one likes us..
No-one likes us..
We don't care..
We are Burnley
Super Burnley
We are Burnley
From the North" (popular football chant)
by SQUID May 9, 2005
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Burney

A sex pot of brilliance and wit wrapped in an adorable being.
Have you met Burney? She's intense, man.
by Leo26397 January 15, 2010
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Sneak-in at Burneys

Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".
"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.
by Thugnasty7 May 1, 2015
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Barnsey

Someone who can't handle anything which intoxicates the body and does stupid things on a regular basis.
"Dude, she got her tits out and pulled a total Barnsey."
by isetmyfriendsonfire January 4, 2009
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Burnsy

Originally from the unknown destination of Ballyclare. She is an outgoing, two legged animal who loves to prowl through the towns and cities. Her mating call is a long line of sarcastic words. She responds well to money,friends and music. BEWARE SHE DOES BITE!
Claire Burns(Burnsy) bit me!
by VC1000 May 9, 2010
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Burnley

Chav capital of the universe. An old milling town. In the top 10% worst towns in the whole of england. PLEASE LET ME LEAVE THIS PLACE
Burnley is the worst town ever for chavs
by Omegadragon November 24, 2006
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