UC Berkeley

University of competitive bastards.

I go to UC Berkeley otherwise known as the University of competitive bastards.

by UC Davis May 7, 2008

Berkeley goggles

When you first arrive in Berkeley, you don't think the people are very attractive, but as you notice how crappy the city is, you start to think that a 6 is 9, and then you find it even easier to hook up with people since outsiders look real good to them.

Roomate 1: Dude, these chicks are ugly..

Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.

(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)

Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the day!

Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.

Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...

Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the ugly chicks here, she's an 8!

Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed...

by gointoberkeleybitches!!! December 31, 2009

Berkeley vision

n. a chronic condition which causes a male to perceive females as more attractive than they actually are. Caused by going to school at UC Berkeley, where attractive women are in short supply. aka. PERMANENT BEER GOGGLES

Cal student: damn, that girl is fine.
UCLA student: naw, she's ugly as hell. you just got Berkeley vision.

by Robert Birgeneau January 3, 2009

berkeley hills

the hills of berkeley,CA
where the youngsters get hyphy
from the circle to deep marin
THE HILLS WE FRESH

"yo man you wanna get hyphy"
"ya dude we gotta go to the Berkeley Hills"

by DANIELkillian November 10, 2008

UC-Berkeley

A school of ~33,000 students located in the San Francisco Bay Area. UC-Berkeley is commonly known as the best public university in the country and one of the top universities in the world. Berkeley touts arguably the greatest faculty and student body in the US, and one of the world's largest research library systems. Berkeley is also well known for its athlectic branch, Cal (California), that includes a current football powerhouse.

Hey, I want to go to UC-Berkeley!

by koala March 25, 2005

Berkeley Breakfast

A gratuitous sexual act involving bacon.

"Snorting coke off a hooker's ass is so 1990s. The Berkeley Breakfast is where it's at."

by HLPONY January 8, 2009

UC-Berkeley

The first and best school in the Universtiy of California system. Located in Berkeley, CA, Cal is one of the most diverse and exciting campuses in the world. Cal offers a world class education at a great price. It is regarded as the top public university and is home to busuiness and engineering schools that are usually ranked in the top 3 overall and often #1 worldwide. A terrific place for anyone looking for a great education, world class professors, interesting people, and great sports teams (GO BEARS).
Admissions: very selective
Overall- 25% admitted
School of Engineering- 8-10% admitted

1) Hey! That guy has a really distorted and biased view of UC-Berkeley!
2) UC-Berkeley is one of the world's best schools.
3) UC-Berkeley is underrated on USNews's rankings. (Endowment per student is taken into consideration, so public schools are at an inherent disadvantage)
4) UC-Berkeley rules.

by Go Bears April 18, 2005