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bumalingus

The process by which someone talks out of their arse on frequent occasions and spills a bullshit story of such mammoth magnitude and bollocks that is is obvious that what is coming out of his/her mouth is utter cod shit.

A master of such verbal communication and one which uses such oral regularly would be a bumalinguist.
An extreme example using exclamation would be...

Mr X, "I drank 30 pints of a well known strong Belgian beer last night, invented the typewriter and found a cure for cancer, which I appear to have misplaced, whilst having sex with no less than 5 A List Celebrities".

Mr Y, "Smells like BUMALINGUS, tosser."
by M.J.T. April 9, 2008
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bunnilingus

To enjoy(or not) the taste of a bunt.
Tom Arnold performed bunnilingus on former wife Roseanne.
by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 29, 2003
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bummilingus

The act of extending your partner's oral pleasure by sliding down to the south pole.
Oh my God. Becky. Look at her butt. I bet Sir Mix-A-Lot would bummilingus that in a heartbeat.
by be July 14, 2016
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Bumalingus

The act of licking and kissing another's butthole.
Will you perform bumalingus on me tonight?

Yes of course I will lick that ass after a shower!
by SweettradeMB October 2, 2023
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bungilingus

the proverbial action of employing ones own tongue to scrape the inner lining of alternative bungus. if more than once bungilingus may apply!
1st guy: that chick isnt even hot

2nd: shes not that bad i wouldn't die if she sat on my face

1st: wait would you lick her bungi?

2nd: dude i wouldn't even hesitate to bung the ling out of that ass

3rd: i bet you get mushrooms on your subway sandwich

1 and 2 : footlong bungi please

4th: welcome to bungway! $5 footlong

^bungilingus
by anthony weeneir November 19, 2011
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fumilingus

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.
"I'm good at cunnilingus, but Stacy is a master of fumilingus."
by Lon Dermatt October 9, 2013
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