bumblefuck

the place between philadelphia and pittsburgh

scranton or wilkes-barre is an example of bumblefuck

by DREWDOMZ October 9, 2006

bumblefuck

A person who goes through their life very similarly to how a bumblebee flies- slow, clumsy, and troubled. Aerodynamically impossible, but somehow they manage.

They can be well-meaning jackasses who make stupid mistakes, or complete idiots who have no idea what they're doing, but continue to pursue their dreams of pollination. Sometimes they're endearing- it takes all types.

You don't want them near delicate objects, or within 50 feet of a china shop.

Bill, that bumblefuck, ended up burning the eyebrows off his face with a blowtorch last Tuesday in effort to make an ice sculpture for a girl he loved.

Nancy, head bumblefuck of the local high school district, invested a large percentage of the school's money in stocks that failed.

by Stripper Expert March 6, 2009

bumblefucking

Mispronouncing, stuttering, or basically lacking the respiration, phonation, and articulation to replicate human speech. Mainly used when you stumble on a common word or a person’s name - especially a common name or well-known acquaintance.

We tried to pronounce Dan’s last name, but we ended up bumblefucking it all evening.

by Warren G-Money August 21, 2020

Bumblefuckery

Absolute insanity.
Elephants with fucking lasers, man.
Elephants with smaller elephants in carts carrying lasers.
Bumblefuckery.

"I say good sir, have you partaken in the internet game 'Elephant Quest?'"
"Yeah I have, it's pure bumblefuckery!"
"Quite."

by Captain Bumblefuckery December 11, 2012

bumblefuck

a far off, remote place

somewhere that no one has ever heard of

Our football team is out somewhere in bumblefuck, Georgia playing a game.

by Prys Bayless December 9, 2008

bumblefucked

lost in the middle of nowhere to the point of where you are truly fucked and have no hope of ever finding your way back..

we just past bumblefuck.. now we are in bumblefucked.. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!!???

by slayne December 29, 2004

Bubbledick

The very peculiar and unfortunate incident of one's willy becoming shrivelled, rather like a (small) walnut, following the consumption of excessive amounts of the drug mepherdrone, or similiar.

Rihanna: "Come here rude boy, boy can you get it up?"

Random guy: "Nah I've got bubbledick"

by pumpkincandle April 19, 2010