v. The act of lying extensively, oftentimes, ridiculously, for fun or because he/she wants something from the person he/she's lying to.

ex.
Person 1: Seen that weirdo cat-loving eHarmony girl on YT? Is that actually real?

Person 2: Nah, methinks she's sprouting bullocks.

or
Guy: When I'm with you.. I'm on top of the world.. I don't wanna miss a second wit...

Girl: yeah whatever... I see you're sprouting bullocks again. What do you want this time?

n. Douche, bullshitter, lying scumbag, dick. Basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)

'Sprouting Bullocks' would be a very good name for a rock band.

Sprouting bullock by ThrivingspockIvory June 18, 2011

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bollockytwatbag

An insult when nothing will fit.

1. You are a fucking... erm..... bollockytwatbag
2. Liam Gallgher
3. Jenn

bollockytwatbag by Dave Beckett November 15, 2006

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Bullocking

When you use a state-funded plane to cover up the fact that you are having an affair with your Commerce Secretary.

Named after Steve Bullock 2016 Montana political scandal

"Dude, thanks for the plane flight, my wife would be so pissed if she knew i was Bullocking her!"

Bullocking by murfpostsfunnystuffs September 9, 2016

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