Brotirement

The point in a bro's life when he realizes he will never bro out the way he used to. This usually occurs sometime pre midlife crisis, and only the coolest bros can hold out longer. E.g. Joe Biden

Bro A: My boss won't stop bringing up Bro C (who lives downtown) and all the bro-ing out he must be doing.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.

by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017

Boticed

when you over inject botox.

He was too old, so he boticed.

by therealoxford1234 January 9, 2019

brotienshake

When two men jerk themselfs off them cum in there own hands, then, proceed to shake hands in a professional manner.

A friendly hand shake which each male cums in there own hands and proceeds to exchange a friendly hand shake. “Brotienshake”

by WhodatboiwhoheIs95 March 11, 2020

broticous

Mega bro

Yo what up my sweet broticous!

by I'm Josh Bkkkkkh April 11, 2021

Brociceptor

A "bro" who is about to lose his bro card by being a pain-in-the-ass. The Brociceptor is right above the Brotus in the Brotymological Bronacular Bro chain. Named after one's pain receptors.

Connor: "Hey Jake, do you remember Jack?"
Jake: "Yeah, he was a real Broski before being such a Brociceptor; now he's a Brotus for stabbing me in the back."
Connor: "Well, apparently he was arrested the other day for Identity Fraud."
Jake: "Fitting."

by Wolfgang K September 15, 2024

Brolice

A boy who is in his early teenage years who suffers from internet Brainrot. The term Brolice is a fusion of the words "Brother" and "Lice".

That guys is such a Brolice, all he does is play Roblox all day.

by Crayo! July 9, 2024

bronice

a very cool version of the term 'bro' used when one wants to sound smart or exceedingly awesome.

Jason: hey bronice, what's up?
Mike: Nothing much, just hanging out with my bronices

by INKM00N July 21, 2024