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brosaken

to forsake the bro-code in anyway; dating a bro's ex-girlfriend, drinking all of a bro's natty ice, etc.
Dane shows up to a party with the ex-girlfriend of one of his bros, to which the aforementioned bro screams "OF ALL THE BRAUDACITY!... WHY HAVE YOU BROSAKEN ME!?"
by DJ Brosiden June 12, 2010
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brosaur

(n) a jurassic beast that disguises itself with ray bans, baseball hats, pierced ears, nikes, popped collars, and beer. Often seen preying on women or running in a flock of other brosaurs at a party.
Look over there! It's a brosaur in its natural habitat by its watering hole, a keg of Natty Light!
by blithering dildo March 27, 2011
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Broseph Goebbels

The ultimate wingman. Taken from the name of Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's number two man and most loyal supporter. Broseph Goebbels will do anything to support a fellow bro and uphold the sacred Bro Code.
Bro 1: Dude, Scotty totally has my back, man. Best wingman ever!

Bro 2: What you mean?

Bro 1: Last weekend I met this really hot chick, so Scotty jumped on the grenade of her group of friends. Then I forgot her name so Scotty made out with the grenade to find out, then he provided me with protection when I was going to seal the deal.

Bro 2: Dude, that's awesome. Scotty is one loyal wingman.

Bro 1: He's more than awesome, he's Broseph Goebbels!
by Fredrich von Hollern September 12, 2009
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Bronaphobia

A sane person who is terrified by the idea of grown men watching and enjoying the show My Little Pony, also known as Bronies.
Joe: "I just love My Little Pony! Brony Pride!!"
Sally: "Get the fuck away from me you creep! I have bronaphobia!"
by Bronaphobicchic December 1, 2011
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broseph

= to bro, brother, dude, man, or friend
by Michael battey May 23, 2005
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Curtis Broseph

Synonym for bro or broseph. Play on NHL goalie Curtis Joseph. Especially relevant in a conversation with a bro that knows a lot about hockey (or knows who Curtis Joseph is).
Bro #1: What's up bro?
Bro #2: Not much curtis broseph.
by JamesWolfe October 30, 2010
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brosephus

Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.

Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.

Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"


"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"
by Cisco Child February 5, 2009
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