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by Dbreezy99999 August 6, 2011
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n.
1. a sword with a wide blade, used for cutting rather than thrusting.
2. a thick cock of substantial girth, one whose cross-sectional shape is elliptical, and not circular, thereby providing more surface area for vaginal contact with less required volume of blood.
3. One who calls Danny Boy.
n.
1. a sword with a wide blade, used for cutting rather than thrusting.
2. a thick cock of substantial girth, one whose cross-sectional shape is elliptical, and not circular, thereby providing more surface area for vaginal contact with less required volume of blood.
3. One who calls Danny Boy.
Examples:
"I cut off his cock with my broadsword!"
"Heidi, don't you want my broadsword inside you?"
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy."
"I cut off his cock with my broadsword!"
"Heidi, don't you want my broadsword inside you?"
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy."
by joepa007 December 31, 2013
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Basically the gayest place on Earth. If you are looking for a cocky, perverted guy and/or an easy, trashy girl....this is your place. With the exception of a few cool people, who you could probably count on your hands, this school is all kids with too much money and too much in their heads.
One very important fact about this school is how sucky their football team is. In fact, they suck so bad that their band is bigger than their team. They rely on their money to pay refs and their super asian kicker, who is probably from Japan, to win games. One of the most annoying things about their team is how much their players talk and how poor they play.
All in all...Brookwood succeeds in some fine arts and pretty much fails at everything else. The only deserved award they have ever won is their #1 spot as the suckiest school in the universe.
One very important fact about this school is how sucky their football team is. In fact, they suck so bad that their band is bigger than their team. They rely on their money to pay refs and their super asian kicker, who is probably from Japan, to win games. One of the most annoying things about their team is how much their players talk and how poor they play.
All in all...Brookwood succeeds in some fine arts and pretty much fails at everything else. The only deserved award they have ever won is their #1 spot as the suckiest school in the universe.
by Just_A_Guy_7 September 19, 2011
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the opposite to the word longsword lesbian which means lesbians be only include very a select group of lesbians (usually she/her women who are exclusively attracted to other women)
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the opposite to the word longsword lesbian which means lesbians be only include very a select group of lesbians (usually she/her women who are exclusively attracted to other women)
both terms are almost exclusively used online
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by Genie67 May 15, 2014
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Afterwards, you take your newly forged browned blade and pillage your friend's vaginal opening, thrusting in and out vigorously.
Afterwards, you take your newly forged browned blade and pillage your friend's vaginal opening, thrusting in and out vigorously.
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