Brocusing occurs when one or more bros need to stop pounding nady ices and mikes hard lemonade and get to focusing on the matter at hand....not enough chicks at the party. A bro may over brocus and the only way to save him is to give him the good weed and a Yeager Bomb.
Bro 1: Yo bro im on my 8th mike's hard lemonade and my brodar hasn't picked up a single chick all night.
Bro 2: I know bra, turn down the Dave Matthews for a sec and lets all brocus.
Bro 3: Bro the last time Broseph brocused he went overboard.
Bro 1: Then we will just give him the good weed.
Bro 2: and a Yeager Bomb.
Bro 2: I know bra, turn down the Dave Matthews for a sec and lets all brocus.
Bro 3: Bro the last time Broseph brocused he went overboard.
Bro 1: Then we will just give him the good weed.
Bro 2: and a Yeager Bomb.
by Pepaladick October 29, 2009
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After which, that person who repeated what you said gets credit for your idea, and is met with wild acceptance.
After which, that person who repeated what you said gets credit for your idea, and is met with wild acceptance.
I explained a workaround for a known bug, and heard nothing but a room full of crickets.
Twenty minutes later, Eric re-explained my workaround as if it were his idea, and the room lit up with excitement.
It was at that point, I realized that I was another victim of brocursion.
Twenty minutes later, Eric re-explained my workaround as if it were his idea, and the room lit up with excitement.
It was at that point, I realized that I was another victim of brocursion.
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by L-sos October 26, 2008
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Bro 1: BRAJH I totally got done that 6-page term while getting the D wet from Tony's sister.
Bro 2: How the fuck did you do that?
Bro 1: The amount of brocus required drained my energy to the point where I slept 23 hours the next day and misses my class and failed the paper. Fuck life brah. Wanna get shit-faced?
Bro 2: Fuck yeah. Let's get wrecked.
Bro 2: How the fuck did you do that?
Bro 1: The amount of brocus required drained my energy to the point where I slept 23 hours the next day and misses my class and failed the paper. Fuck life brah. Wanna get shit-faced?
Bro 2: Fuck yeah. Let's get wrecked.
by brostradamusIV October 25, 2009
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Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom.
(Nota bene: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a nine or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.)
(Nota bene: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a nine or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.)
by leescott September 6, 2009
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Get the brouzes mug.Jay and Floyd are cousins. However, Jay looks too much like Floyd and his brothers and not enough like Uncle Al. It is speculated that Jay's mother, Gladys, had an affair with with Uncle Al's brother-in-law, Dave. As a result, Jay and Floyd are bro-cuzes. However, the truth will never be known...
by Mr. Johnsen August 1, 2011
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