Binger

A person who is unable to present themselves in the manner in which they wish to be viewed due to a lack of competence, skill, and mental capacity, often with humiliating results. The individual is often viewed as an excellent example of the Dunning-Kruger Affect.

The prosecutor wore a slick suit with a lapel but he turned out to be a binger, his cross examination was awful and he violated the Defendant’s constitutional rights several times before the judge declared a mistrial.

by terrordomecashmoney November 10, 2021

Binger

A binger is a soy-filled authority figure who abuses his position to demonize others, especially people who can defend themselves who are a reminder of the fact the binger cannot. A binger riles up others against those he considered threatening to his position of power. Known for tight-fit skinny jeans, Star Wars lapel pins, and virginity.

Person 1: Make sure your mask is covering your entire nose or you'll be charged with murder

Person 2: Leave us alone, binger.

by blackriflecucked November 9, 2021

Binger

To shoot oneself in the foot.
To inadvertently make a situation worse for oneself.
To do something without intending to which spoils a situation for oneself.
See Wisconsin Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger's handling of prosecution witnesses in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.

"I really like this girl, so I hope I don't binger on our date tonight."
"They were winning by a field goal, but they bingered on the last drive and lost the game."

by WTanner November 11, 2021

The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

The Bridge

An eloquent dream symbol, its crossing an achievement that long felt impossible. "Last night, I dreamed I walked across the bridge", she told him, "all by myself, all the way to the other side of the river."

"I dreamed I walked across the bridge."

by Monkey's Dad January 15, 2023

edgy bridge

The hotspot in Blacon for its iconic bungee jumping history. It's popularity comes from the no ropes policy when jumping off from the sides. If you land on the circle at the end of your fall, your family earns insurance money for your death. It's name originates from its popularity with emos committing suicide here

Owen- "I had fun at Blacon's Edgy Bridge!"
Insurance earned: 5 quid

by Matt the Twat Facts June 2, 2017

Pet blinge

Fancy jewelry for pet collars and the like.

Fefe had a rhinestone collar for pet blinge.

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016