Cardiovascular Bronchitis

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer

Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?

by CardiovascularBronchitis June 17, 2022

Bitchitis

An illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining A LOT, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. Although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an "infectee" you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.

Man he sure does have bitchitis today, he must have caught it from mike when they were wrestling.

by DERRICKOULETTER May 6, 2009

brochitis

(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.

Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis

by abags March 20, 2011

Bronchitis diarrhea

When a person is so high they start making zero sense and start talking about two different things that do not go together.

When my husband smokes too much weed he starts talking about bronchitis diarrhea.

by Tmpasunshinegrl June 26, 2021

severe bitchitis

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Chronic Bronchitis

Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.

"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"

by JGSR July 22, 2006

Bronchitis-saurusrex

That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.

Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.

Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!

My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex

by CooNian August 13, 2018