Brainitis

When an individual is being stupid for some indiscernible reason.

“Bruh I got brainitis, I thought four times four was twelve for a sec.”

by Eggmun May 19, 2022

Bryanitis

A condition where one embraces being a monke; both physically and mentally.

Person 1: Did you here about the latest Bryanitis epidemic

Person 2 (with Bryanitis): oohoohaahaah

by taewithkookie March 22, 2023

Braditis

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.

Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.

by Your Poltergeist August 24, 2023

Spring Breakitis

The swelling of desire for Spring Break and the lack of motivation and focus to complete school work until said Spring Break.

Dude Spring Breakitis is hitting me hard!

by partyhard11 March 23, 2011

Brianetics

Life from Brian's perspective, relative to brianism and other brian-related definitions in the Urban Dictionary. Non-sexual empathy for the basic survival needs of others. Repulsed by the cruelty of the promiscuous. Bookish and hermitlike. Won't hurt you.

He got into Brianetics and dropped out of sight. He thinks he's the smartest man in the world. Everyone hates him.

by Rael Huxwell January 25, 2010

Bhainitis

The point where you only disconnect in a computer game during the important parts, ie boss fights, flag carrying.

Bhain had bhainitis while tanking Ragnaros, when all the rest of the tanks were dead.

by Bruce k-g September 24, 2006

Brantism

To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with baloney".

Do you really know what you're talking about, or is that a Brantism?

by Beli September 19, 2006