Breakfast of Champions

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.

Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

by Benska December 2, 2003

The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

A geniune Breakfast of Champions (Here on reffered to as B.o.C) is an un-orthodox, usually unhealthy meal in the late morning/early afternoon. A typical breakfast could be bacon and eggs, toast, cereal etc whereas a B.o.C would be potato chips, coca-cola and your regular crappy food. It is reffered to as a B.o.C because it will set you up for the day to accomplish any given task fluently and at the adequate level of a CHAMPION.

Duder 1: Hey! The way you kicked that trash can was AMAZING! What have you eaten for breakfast??

Champion: Today bretheren, My morning meal consisted of half a pound of flour, three cans of Dr Pepper (Cherry) and enough pretzels to ensure I could kick any trash can with ease.

Duder 2: Wow! That is most definately a Breakfast of Champions !

by Ben McSex December 25, 2011

New York Breakfast of Champions

The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.

Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday

James: Way to go dudeson

by breakfastbitches September 3, 2010

breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

by KittyCatty June 11, 2005

breakfast of champions

Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.

'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'

'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'

'Damn I need some Breakfast.'

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 17, 2006

breakfast of champions

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal

Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions

by bootznkatznktzn November 7, 2011