brandon’s mom 

cunt

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”

brandon’s mom by christian pryor likes children February 15, 2018

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

Brandon s 

You know who your are Brandon. U a bitch

Brandon s is a bitch

Brandon s by The one and only Borat September 11, 2020

Brandon’s Dog 

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

Brandon’s Dog by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandon’s Dog 

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

Brandon’s Dog by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brayden's New Personal Project

One of the unnamed project that automatically gets named by an online audio software, and the audio is guaranteed to be extremely loud, and if anyone hears Brayden's New Personal Project, it is guaranteed to make your ears bleed.

At least it's nowhere near as loud as Brayden's New Personal Project

Brayden's New Personal Project by Blitzshock December 6, 2021

Brandan’s dick 

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

Brandan’s dick by John Lismore February 23, 2024