Bram

An insulting acronym; It stands for "Bogus Retard Ass Muncher"

1: You Bram!

2: I'll kick you right in the Braming mouth

by Immortal-Jake May 8, 2006

Bram

A female bro, or a female with temporary bro status.

Hey bros, Nina is gonna join us for our b-dubs run
But, bro, she's not a bro.
She's a bram, it's all cool.

by Danger hawkins July 16, 2013

Bram

A Bram is someone who always steals your girl because he has an enormous cock and can sing very well

My girl just got stolen by a Bram!

by BRABEABRA November 9, 2017

Bram

1. A term meaning a bad cuss, in which you have juts dissed the person back, implying that the other person is wrong.

Oh bram you mofo, I'm right!

by Rock On you mofo May 13, 2005

bram

Dissed; Insulted; Ignored

"Oh! You just got bram!"

by MeeeeAndYouuuu April 29, 2007

Bram

Unit of measurement for Noobs

1. That loser Berkoshits is 8.5 brams on the Noober scale

2. Anyone who weighs more than one bram should should just give the world a break and shoot a noob tube at themselves.

by JerkoShits April 3, 2009

bram

to do something so stupid you hit your own head in disgrace. Usually has a bad consiquence, and is sometimes followed by an "OH SHIT ME"

abe just pulled the BIGGEST bram ever!

by nickllle September 18, 2008