Blackwell

1. A whiny little bitch.

2. Someone who complains constantly.

3. Anyone with a large Jew nose.

Guy 1: Dude both of my parents just died.

Guy 2: Quit being such a Blackwell and suck it up. No one wants to hear that shit.

by Hory Cogan November 18, 2009

Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.

-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her

by Banasy June 26, 2023

Joe Bakewell Tart

This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"

Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

Nicolas Blackwell

Nicolas Blackwell is try-hard sweat at school, and thinks he's better than everyone just because he packed Ronaldo. He adores Zlatan like a brother, and even defends him when he scores own-goals. Nicolas is also super stinky, and is going to fail NNN on the first day. But every still loves nic because of his role as the pandas voice actor in Kong-fu Panda- a role which truly set the tone for his career.

That guy over there is scoping out that chicks bunda! He's such a Nicolas Blackwell!

by Tony Lansky November 1, 2021

Mrs. Bradwell

A stupid old math-teaching hag who sounds like a flight attendant. she is an absolute pain in the ass who know living soul wants to know. She is a duochy teacher and golfs with the class pet normally named aarussh. in conclusion she is a mother fucker

Have a good weekend Mrs. Bradwell

by ononomis May 15, 2019

tracewell

He is a tall bald man tough guy, whos family owns a smoothie shop in a sunny town near the beach. He has a nice pool and a slippery sport court. He has a trampoline and a slippery dog a ping pong table and a 1 1/2 foot quarter pipe that he skates with is friend who's names start with letters a-j and his name starts with a g

Holy crap that tracewell just ate it down a 6 stair at a church.
Oh my gosh that's three-year-old boy just fell down that escalator on his birthday and cut his head he is such a tracewell

by Jordmon March 31, 2015

Kysa Braswell

A writer of erotic fiction online. Her (or him in disguise?) stories are read and adored by perverts everywhere.

Kysa has been dubbed as a hoax, and not everyone believes this. Let me be the first to speak up that she blatantly plagiarized Lolita in "her" story My Kysa Complex: a novel, replacing Dolly's name with Kysa. In fact, I first found her site by searching exact quotes from Lolita in Google.

Kysa also claims to be beautiful, deaf, and deceased, but obviously you should take that with a grain of salt.

From her website:

"Kysa Braswell R.I.P. Kysa was a beautiful (any way you want to define that word) deaf girl who maintained a wonderful, honest, sexy website about herself and all the problems and triumphs she encountered in her life. She may have predated what became known as blogs. . . . I don't think I can do her life's story any justice, but in fairness, I have to tell you that she died a few years ago. . . . She loved sex and wasn't afraid to tell people that in some detail on her website (where she could communicate without a need for hearing)."

by darling psycho January 15, 2009