glass bottom boat

A boat with a glass bottom. This allows its passengers to view the water beneath them from the safety of the boat.

Joe: I want to go scuba diving but im afraid of sharks.

Steve: Just take a ride on a glass bottom boat, you can see the ocean and theres no danger of sharks.

by tinki94 August 7, 2009

Glass Bottom Boat

When one puts seran wrap on anothers face, poking holes for respiration, and taking a dump on the others face with the seran wrap still on there face. The seran wrap acting as a "Glass Bottom".

Jack performed a glass bottom boat on jon after jon fell asleep.

by Nick We July 22, 2007

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush October 22, 2008

glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

glass-bottom boat

Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.

by Talking Goat June 20, 2003

Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.

Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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by Eskorpija May 20, 2016