Toot-and-boot

When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.

Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!

by bellawella99 August 30, 2014

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When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.

i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.

by 626er August 31, 2010

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finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny

by stone head 420 March 7, 2011

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Toot it & Boot it

To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!

by POSHeries February 25, 2011

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Toot or Boot

Comes from a YouTube show “Fashion Photo Ruview” where two drag queens recap the outfits of RuPaul’s Drag Race most recent episode.

Namely, they must “toot or boot” each look, a toot is positive and a boot is negative.

Toot or boot: lady gaga’s look at the met gala?

by gdad February 12, 2024

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