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Boortzed

The result of exposure to the Neal Boortz radio show, which triggers the remission of obsessive-compulsive compassion disorder. Being Boortzed generally manifests itself in the use of rational thought and facts with which to make arguments, observations, and decisions. May also reveal itself in the desire to be successful through individual effort and being responsible for one's own actions.
After being Boortzed, Johnny realized that success and happiness is entirely within his own control. He turned off American Idol, worked hard to learn a valuable skill, and worked his way into a high-paying job by being focused and disciplined. Unfortunately, Johnny's hard earned success after being Boortzed resulted in him being subject to the heaviest tax burden while bearing repeated accusations of being among "the fortunate" who do not pay their fair share, even though his share contributes to the bulk of the total income tax burden.
by M. Anthony Tarone April 17, 2008
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Booru

It's Japanese slang for Hentai sites that serves pictures in board form, but you have to sign in to get the real subject or you will only get mainstream pics.
Kusubooru is my favorite out of all boorus, because it mainly serves my fetish.
by IHopeItHurts(~‿◣) August 19, 2016
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boorish

"I don't wish to listen to boorish children and their sarcastic comments." - RE Teacher
by KirtjE December 19, 2005
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Booroms

A Simpsons term

In the Facebook group "UK Simpsons" Joshua Worthington quoted a line from The Simpsons episode "A Star Is Burns" misspelling the word Boo-Urns and instead saying Booroms thus causing a shitstorm in the group in which people started posting Booroms jokes and memes.

Eventually after other people in the group started complaining about all the Booroms jokes and memes the UK Simpsons admin brought the Ban-Hammer down on anyone posting anything related to Booroms thus resulting in the creation of a breakaway group called "UK Booroms".
Hey Marge, is Lisa at Camp Booroms?
by ChristopherFerron July 29, 2014
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boort

One of the phrases used at whitefish bay commonly used when teachers walk out of rooms or in the hallway.

Overused term along with "06 run this" and "bookworm!"
Teacher leaves room....

"BOOOORT!!!"

Teacher hears it, comes back and yells.
by umokyeano June 11, 2006
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boorang

The stankiest, sloppiest, crustiest, nastiest, unwashed sort of vag on the planet. It is usually quite unpleasant for both parties partaking in a sexual interaction involving boorang.
"GOHN GET SOME NASTY BOORANG! UHN! Crusty BOORANG! Greasy BOORANG with pickles and onions. MAKE YO EYES WATER! You ain't gohn like it. I ain't gohn like it either but it's gohn happen. UHN! GOHN GET SOME BOORANG!"
by Papa Skeets November 25, 2006
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Booris

A sub species of human known for killing the dankest of memes
My name is Booris
by Monkey D waluigi December 9, 2016
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