Boomstick

A sawed off shotgun, typically double barreled.

All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... Ya got that?!

by Rpk1157 April 20, 2019

Boomstick

The bat of Nelson Cruz which allows him to hit a baseball amazingly far.

Man did u see how far that homer hit byNelson Cruz off Justin Verlander in 2011 ALCS went, it must have been his boomstick

by baseball hombre October 16, 2011

boomsticked

Shot

by Dan Was here November 4, 2003

fistful of boomstick

Where you ram your fist up someones orafice, open your hand and start slapping around the inside yelling "fistful of boomstick"

lizzy RELLY likes to get a fistful of boomstick from phil

by anonymous April 17, 2004

Boomstick

A penis, irregardless of size, with highly volatile and extremely explosive ejaculatory properties. The current mortality rates for women whom allow said eruption to occur inside of the vaginal canal is 49%. There is a 73% chance of tissue damage and a 100% chance of internal bruising at the very least. Mortality rates for those attempting to take the burst orally jumps to 92%. It is not advised to ever let the eruption occur internally as there are 1.4 million projectiles speeding away from the penis at an average speed of 590 feet per second, though the current record is mach 1. Anyone with a penis that may be classified as a boomstick is required to have it registered for it's lethal abilities.

I took one shot from that boomstick and was gagging for a month!

by Pregnant Camel April 17, 2010

boonsticks

The country side of a US state. A remote area in the farmlands where bumpkins live.

Jimmy-Bob John lives out in the boonsticks where the closest store is 20 miles away and the air smells like chicken shit.

by nmycxz September 2, 2021

Boofstick

Is a stick that has been, boofed, as in stuck up yo ass, a form of gay pleasure for men named Steven

Today I played with a boofstick

Steven plays with boofsticks, as in Steven plays with boofsticks till he's green

by Jvato1991 September 18, 2022