The bonephone is typically talked to by women, although homosexual men also talk to it as well. The bonephone is an oddly shaped boner that resembles that of a payphone receiver. Talking to the bonephone is another term for receiving oral pleasure.
"You don't need a quarter to use my bonephone, use it for free!"
"I have bad hearing, talk to the bonephone instead."
"I have bad hearing, talk to the bonephone instead."
by DMackCDA July 8, 2007
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A person who is afraid of dudes being bros.
These people find it repulsive to have sexual actions with their bro's, even if no homo is said right after it.
Bromophobic people tend to avoid any kind of activities of bro-ish nature. These include: Kissing your homies goodnight, giving each other brojobs, slapping each others huge ass, and piping each other in the anus and
saying no homo right after it.
These people avoid the phrase: "It's not gay if the balls don't touch." because they think it's gay even after
saying no homo, and they are truly degenerates if they really hold that belief. It's even scientifically proven
that the phrase no homo resolves any kind of gayness that may have ocurred.
These people find it repulsive to have sexual actions with their bro's, even if no homo is said right after it.
Bromophobic people tend to avoid any kind of activities of bro-ish nature. These include: Kissing your homies goodnight, giving each other brojobs, slapping each others huge ass, and piping each other in the anus and
saying no homo right after it.
These people avoid the phrase: "It's not gay if the balls don't touch." because they think it's gay even after
saying no homo, and they are truly degenerates if they really hold that belief. It's even scientifically proven
that the phrase no homo resolves any kind of gayness that may have ocurred.
"Bro my girlfriend is a bit of a bromophobe, she doesn't like it when me or my bros give each other brojobs."
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Boy: With lube please?
Girl: Never! (Shoves finger far up anus)
Boy: *moans in agony/excitement*
Boy: With lube please?
Girl: Never! (Shoves finger far up anus)
Boy: *moans in agony/excitement*
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Im a bozophobe when it comes to talking about James Comey or Hilary Clinton. They are actually more intelligent than they pretend to be on t.v.
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