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A shit hole town in Greater Manchester famous for Peter Kay, Amir Khan and Bolton Wanderers the worst football club in England. Bolton is 90% drug addicts and if you're not an addict then you sell to the addicts. You will see regular appeals in war torn and 3rd world countries, asking for donations for the poor people of Bolton. If you drink the water in Bolton you are likely to get Hepatitis. If you are looking for something to do in Bolton you can visit Lever Street and pick up a working girl. 100% of the girls have HIV so remember to wear protection.
Guy 1: "Let's go to Bolton for the day"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
Bolton by northywest February 2, 2025

Bolton Shuffle 

Verb; an involuntary movement resulting from a barrage of random alcoholic beverages.
Jason drank too many beers now he is doing the Bolton Shuffle.
Bolton Shuffle by Hank the tank September 6, 2013

Bolton High School 

High school in Alexandria, Louisiana where the athletically and academically talented students go. It is a gifted high school. Crosstown rivals with Alexandria Senior High (ASH) in every sport. Students receive a Macbook laptop at the beginning of the year and use them instead of textbooks. Students there are chill and relaxed. It is located in a predominantly black neighborhood, but that doesn't make it a bad place, to all of you ASH and Menard fuckers. Mascot is a bear. A cool place to be.
Damn, I wish I went to Bolton High School, everyone there is so chill and accepting.

Bolton donut

The act of one man crushing the facial region of a streeter with one blow, causing what can only be described as an inverted asshole. Which resembles a kid pushing his finger through a jelly-filled donut. The aftermath renders the streeter incapable of social society activities, therefore rendering his dickticular skills useless.
"Jeremiah gave Rick a punishing Bolton donut last night, we'll have to see him after the facial reconstruction surgery. His dickticular will never be the same."
Bolton donut by Hatinsteve November 5, 2012

Bolton break 

During a zoom quiz; when one must leave abruptly to attend to urination or any immediate domestic task without announcing their sudden absence; planning to return in the style of English quizzer Andy Bolton.
Di: “Where’s Andy? “
Gerard: “He must be on a Bolton Break.”
Ken: “I believe I’ll take one too while he’s away.”
Bolton break by Onewholinks July 19, 2023

bolton wanderers

a small town football team punching way above its weight. bolton wanderers have a small but passionate band of followers and tend to be disliked by the media, fans of other clubs etc for the reason that over there time in the english premier league they have taken a scalp of one of these teams and/or knocked them out of cup competitions. known as 'long ball merchants' they have a tendancy to play football that gets 'in the face' of there opponents and consecuently stops them playing 'propper football' as the media call it. basicaly they are looked at as a small club that dosent belong in the premership - this only started when the beloved media sweetheart west ham was relegated at the reebok stadium in the 2001/2 season. the media still try to call them a small club even after 2 european tours (the second was the last 16 only getting knocked out on away goals by sporting lisbon following a 2-2 draw with byern munich) a league cup final, 2 FA cup semis and beating lyon every year in the peace cup final.
look at burnley, they think they are a bolton. like bolton wanderers
bolton wanderers by noblobian January 12, 2010