blumpkin

when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Rosenberg:Hey Kumar i went to that asian party.
Kumar:Cool! What'd you do there
Rosenberg:I schupted Cindy Kim.
Kumar:Really?
Rosenberg:She gave me a blumpkin

by §nake January 13, 2010

blumpkin

To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.

Damn [e-mail] loves givin great Blumpkins to Men!

by Pigboy June 13, 2005

blumpkin

According to Wikipedia, The Howard Stern Show.

After typing in blumpkin on Urbandictionary, I looked for a more extensive definition on Wikipedia.

by Sir, Yes January 30, 2008

blumpkin

gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can
variations: kumpkin trumpkin

tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks

by cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya May 29, 2009

blumpkin

When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.

Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother

by Burlybear Bananahammock August 04, 2008

blumpkin

when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet

give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce

by mitchey b April 11, 2008

blumpkin

the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)

"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"

by poopiemcgee June 15, 2009