Sitting on the toilet during felactio
So she came over....... we hung out and watched a movie...the whole time i wondered...WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME FUCKING BLIMPY CAUSE I GOTS TO SHIT
by Shit Stache June 01, 2005
by Thefetis December 31, 2010
"Hey big fella, I have to take a crap, want to go into the dunny with me and pleasure me with a blumpy?"
by best demolisher July 11, 2008
by HELLOBLUMPY September 11, 2010
by Aliesha Rowe February 26, 2008
The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"
by jesus the jewbag November 07, 2011
A reverse blumpy or R.B for short is when two parties are about to perform the orthodox blumpy but use a distinct signal or sound (can be a high pitched grunt or tuneful whistle but it is considered more normal to burp) to indicate a reverse in proceedings. The giver moves his/her body so he/she is underneath the anus and then sucks out the faeces of the receiver or blumpee. In many cultures especially across eastern europe and in particular central england close to the River Trent this act is seen by many to be an act of good will, kindness or after a mal-functioning blumpy; forgiveness. During a reverse blumpy, in order to show satisfaction or gratfullness towards the giver a hot lunch should immediately follow while the faeces is still warm.
"Oh man, jane gives the best reverse blumpys"
"I prefer reverse blumpys to just blumpys its so much more relieving"
"I asked Jane to reverse blumpy me but she kept saying no because i was her son, what's that all about"
"I prefer reverse blumpys to just blumpys its so much more relieving"
"I asked Jane to reverse blumpy me but she kept saying no because i was her son, what's that all about"
by Marcel Van Crumpton September 26, 2006