blomfunk

1. A reference to any downtempo music that one might describe as being both mellow and funky, and often associated with recording artists like Curtis Mayfield, Aaron Neville, and The Meters.

Bob: Hey, mind if I throw on some music?
Charlie: Got anything chill? I need to unwind.
Bob: Absolutely. In fact, all I listen to these days are blomfunk classics.

by Tokeboar September 26, 2022

Blomfunk

1. An up-and-coming streetwear clothing brand known for their cool, original, and underground t-shirt designs.

Ann: Have you checked out Blomfunk's latest tees?
Dave: Yeah, but I was a few hours late for this week's drop and they were already sold out.

by Tokeboar September 26, 2022

blomfunk

1. To chill out, and consume drugs.
2. A preparatory drug session to achieve the desired mindset before attempting to go somewhere else.

For several years he lived with some sketchy dudes in a large flat near Soi Cowboy, and on most evenings a handful of working girls would drop by to blomfunk before going to work.

by Tokeboar October 1, 2022

blomfunk

To meet up and hang out with friends at a designated private location, typically at someone's house or apartment, for the understood purpose of getting high, prior to going out on the town.

Hey bro, mind if I blomfunk at your place for a while before we head over to the Christmas party?

by Tokeboar October 28, 2022

Asian blowfuck

when you suck someone off and pour hot sauce into their dick

Hey, I gave John an Asian blowfuck yesterday. It was great!

by slovakianmapper December 8, 2022

Chocolate Blowgun

When a girl puts chocolate in her mouth, then proceeds to give a blowjob, leaving the penis coated in chocolate.

Yeah, dude, Sarah gave me that Chocolate Blowgun last night. It was pitch black after that

by SirGoonsAlot April 6, 2025

Amazonian Blowgun

When a man is on all fours and a woman flips his penis back between his legs and performs fellatio.

Dude, that dommy mommy from the gym gave me an amazonian blowgun!

by AmazonSplorer November 7, 2025