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Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco
Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit
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Bloop out

She started accusing him of something he didn't do and he blooped out on her right there.

He kept on and kept on until I finally blooped the fuck out and told him to go suck a dick.

Cody, don't bloop out on him over nothing bro. Wait until he starts it.
by dsgirl September 3, 2013
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bleep bloop

The sound made on xbox when you have gotten an achievement.
Bleep bloop, there goes another achievement.
by elbone2k May 10, 2009
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bloop job

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.
My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up
by coborder April 7, 2008
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Blip In Your Bloop

"Blip In Your Bloop" is when you are forced to do something tragic, like murdering you're family and friends with a revolver because you believe it is the end of the world caused by giant bugs. But after murdering them, you run out of bullets for yourself and find out the world is actually fine and you've been saved. That's a blip in your bloop. Please refer to film The Mist for full 'Blip in your Bloop' effect.
Tom Jane has 4 Bullets left. His son, new girlfriend and 2 elderly people in the car with him. Giant bugs will viscously eat them alive if they don't take their our own lives.

BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM *Tom Jane kills 4 passengers sacrificing himself to the bugs hiding in the mist outside of the car.

Minutes later.

The Army shows up saving everyone in the town, including Tom Jane himself.

Terry Roberts *in the theatre*- Well... that's a blip in your bloop!
by Nashacorey November 19, 2013
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bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
by JoeyB. July 6, 2007
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bloo-bloop!

used in MSN minesweeper, bloo-bloop! is used to signify "that sucks." or "haha! sucks to be you!"
"Man, Jason Jensen just ran over my dog."
"bloo-bloop!"

"www.homestarrunner.com hasn't updated their site in 2 weeks!"
"bloo-bloop!"
by --3993-- June 28, 2005
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