Bload

verb- to Bload is to "Bust a load." Preferably on a woman's chest creating a pearl necklace

nick - dude, i bet my friend will Bload on that girl.
Riley - yeah, your right haha.... ew...

by nrmtkt90 January 2, 2010

blead time

The time between the time you cut yourself with a sharp object and the time you start bleeding when you wonder whether or not you will.

Cutting yourself with a triple-blade safety razor has a prolonged blead time

by doctorjosh April 13, 2009

blad

blad means a friend

yes blad

go on my friend

by meera May 10, 2004

blad cheese

An expression used as an exclamation, like when something is good or bad. Used by me and m8z taking th piss out of chavs and sometimes used by chavs. Im not sure if its used outside London.

(blad is another word for blud)

"You are such a nob, blad cheese"

"Oh my dayyyzzzz dat burberry cap is sexy blad cheese!"

Person a "Omg, Ayeesha is such a ho!"
Person b " Blad cheese, You got dat right Sharde!"

by Anonymouse.x April 3, 2007

blad

Russian slang word for prostitute, cf. bitch. One of the most commonly used russian swearwords, also a generic expression of disdain (cf. shit).

Blad, you're so fscking stupid! (translated example)

by qwerty31472994 August 23, 2009

Shlukya Blyad

Russian to English translation meaning "Whore Fuck". Commonly used by CS:GO players when agitated and normally misused.

Blue: Hey, cover long.

Purple: Yeah man gimme a sec.

Purple: *dies on the way there*

Purple: SHLUKYA BLYAD!

Blue: wow you ungrateful prick congrats loser your going 2-16 hang yourself

by Ayy_MrBadger May 10, 2016

bejad

sexiest man alive, 1v1 tenz and won without breaking a sweat, smartest person alive, funniest person alive.

bejad: kos omak ya mostafa

by steven islam August 22, 2021