Blizzard

the act of ejaculating into a fan thus causing the sperm to fly in all directions and covering any person thats in front of it

after i had sex with that bitch last night I gave her a blizzard

by hplg December 12, 2009

blizzard

makes games with really bad graphics but awesome gameplay. in other words, they make games people still play years after being released.

warcraft, starcraft, and diablo are blizzard's three major series.

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

Blizzard

An individual who attempts to or has sexual relations with a snowman.

Dude, my next door neighbor ruined my kids snowman, that blizzard banged the hell out of it.

by ugetit? August 27, 2016

Blizzard

A game company that thinks "soon" is a month++

We are happy to announce that we will soon be accepting applicants for the World of Warcraft® Open Beta Test for North America.

by DeathKiller October 23, 2004

blizzard

1. A company unable to complete maintenance on time.
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).

Blizzard finally completed their maintenance 2 hours after their scheduled completion time.

"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"

by World of Warcraft Forums April 17, 2005

Blizzard

A Warcraft III spell used by the human hero "Arch Mage".

I hope that AM doesnt cast blizzard on my mass archers!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net July 26, 2003

Blizzard

Performing oral sex on a male or female with an ice cube in your mouth.

Suzie decided to give Petey a blizzard last night after his team lost.

by Fresh Money April 11, 2010