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bitch ass eric blanchard

A hypothetical person who harasses people, and goes around looking for problems because he doesn't have a life outside of prying into yours.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the dogs playing again.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.

Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷
by Marxbabe2 May 20, 2020
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Blanchard's Paradox

The dilemma that all autogynephilic men must confront: stay a man and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of not being a woman; or become a woman and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of all the hormone therapy nuking your sex drive.
I honestly don't know whether to troon out or not: how will I fap to not having a dick any more if I don't have a dick? It's Blanchard's Paradox all over.
by muggsymoon May 8, 2022
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brianchase06

ur being a real brianchase06 rn
by pussy_dome January 30, 2020
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Blanchard

A white person. Like seriously white. Pale, pasty, Caucasian; white.
You're pretty Blanchard today, you feeling okay?

You like Starbucks and county music? You Blanchard.
by TheDoctasTardis July 2, 2017
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Blanchardstown

A large suburban town on the outskirts of Dublin City, located in the North West from the city centre. It house's a population of around 30,000 and has a large shopping complex, cinema, aauatic centre and theatre amongst other amenities.
That skanger is from blanchardstown.
by xxskyexx October 29, 2008
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blanchard

"you are such a blanchard!"
by a_fish August 22, 2022
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blanchard

Of a scientist, to attempt to revive their discredited work by latching onto conspiracy theories instead of gracefully bowing out and dying with dignity.
"Welp, looks like Ray's trying to blanchard his trans typology back into relevance."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
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