Blogroll

A list of blogs that if, printed out, would supply you with enough loo paper for the next 10 years. Blogroll, due to it's shitty nature, makes excellent loo paper due to the universal law of attraction of similar particles.

Notice how the bullshit on the Blogroll absorbs mine so quickly.

by invisible ninja cow February 27, 2007

Bleron

Bleron, or stick bug.... this is not an albanian name. he is awkward with friends that look like canadian sluts.

Bro is that bleron? no its a stick bug

by no one 69 October 21, 2011

blego

The heavy flow portion of Blake's period. A combination of the words Blake and Prego; that's the chunky-style Prego, not that runny stuff. The chunky kind tastes way better and you chew up the chunks and then you swallow it. Blego also feels good if you squish it in your fingers.

I saw blego in the toilet and the plumber said that there was a buildup of solids in the pipes. I don't understand why somebody would waste spaghetti it's so good.

by Deacon August 9, 2004

blogrolled

To have added a blog to a blogroll.

Dude, that prick still hasn't blogrolled me.

by Drew Miller IA March 14, 2006

blegrathrim

The act of going to more than one restaurant in one night. This could be due to the fact that one was too busy, the food was not good, or those going out to dinner were just that hungry.

My date and I are going to blegrathrim.

by Pattar-Tarvish September 29, 2011

Blegon

To receive oral sex while building a LEGO set.

I got the best blegon last night while building my new LEGO set!

My new Legos arrived in the mail, hopefully I can score a blegon this weekend.

by BigMike84 July 8, 2017

Belgrod

A big bearded Russian that can speak to bears. Generally lives in the north of a country. Likes kidnapping and feeding policemen to his bears.

Careful mate! There’s a Belgrod living near you.

by BrownyZoc5 May 14, 2020