When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011
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by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008
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when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.
yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.
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The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.
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Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?
Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.
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