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Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011
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blitching

the act of bitching or whining on a blog.(weblog/online journal)
quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!

I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.
by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008
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Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.
yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.
by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010
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day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.
I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.
by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018
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boot blacking

BDSM - Boot blacking is the, (predominately submissive), act of polishing someone's leather boots/shoes. The boot blacker may carry a kit with him/her to shine the leather, or they may use their own spit.
by MistressAliDom July 25, 2017
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bathing bra

Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...
Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?

Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.
by erieee December 14, 2009
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blacking off

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember
I walked in Matty O's room last night and he was blacking off
by State O State December 9, 2008
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