What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.

"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

by Margaritaville1025 January 16, 2012

Snitchy Bitch

A girl who talks waaaay to much shit and people can't take it anymore. She usually get into lots of pointless fights and everyone hates her ugly rat face. She always asks for forgiveness but don't forgive her, it's no use. You have to take care of her by punching her.

Facebook
Alexis: YOU DUMB BITCH
Marry: what are you talking about? your the dumb bitch!

At school

Marry: You told the teachers? You snitchy bitch say all that shit to my face!

Alexis: don't touch me.... runs away

Another example
Alexis: Go have sex with all those natives
Katie: Punches her..God i hate snitchy bitches
Problem Solved

by dumbbitchesdie May 28, 2011

snatch-faced bitch

A person who is a complete fucking bitch.

Kelly Mykins is a snatch-faced bitch. Lets go have synchronized swimming with Charlene.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

snatch a bitch

To Grab a Bitch usually a girl and Beat The Hell 0ut 0f Hercan also be a sneak-attack, For Either Talking Shit 0r For 0ther Personal Reasoning.

"0hh Hell Nahhh, She Was Talkin' Hella Mess 'Bout Me"!-------- "Are You Going To Beat Her Ass"? "Duhhh iDGAF! i'll "Snatch a Bitch"!!

by i'MaaG. October 24, 2010

Snatch-bucklin’ bitch

Someone or something that makes the snatch, or in other words reproduction organ of a woman, buckle up or close for business.

What’s up you snatch-bucklin’ bitches!

by Susanfromdownthestreet July 9, 2018

Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.

Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

by ThatManWithMeanings March 5, 2018

Snatch Batch

When a woman produces an abnormally large amount of vaginal fluid during intercourse.

I knew something was weird when I was fucking Shaina and then I realized what it was. I turned on the light, looked down at my dick, and noticed that she had left me a big nasty snatch batch.

by sin city bags September 15, 2009