Putin's Bitch

To be owned like Donald Trump was on July 16, 2018 in Helsinki. After 2 hour meeting, Trump came out dick drunk and couldn't stop sucking up to Putin. He's now Putin's Bitch.

Trump looks so sad now that everyone knows he's Putin's Bitch.

by SHK56 July 16, 2018

dragon's bitch

One who is a slave to a legendary reptilian beast. Often used to demean a gamer who plays Skyrim.

Beto: "Awww man, how did i get killed by that stupid Mudcrab?!"

Alex: "It's probably cuz you're a dragon's bitch, dude haha!"

Beto: "STOP TALKING!!!"

by Electroso April 25, 2014

Miguel's Bitch

A nonexistent slut made up by some cunt named Miguel. The only ways anyone could see through his bullshit is if; he remains vague about who she is or where she's from,only really describes her as "blonde" despite him not even knowing what ''she"looks like, is never usually seen with him, and he often gives no answer when further asked about how she looks like or refuses to show any pictures of "her".

Person 1: did you hear about Miguel's Bitch?
Person 2: i dunno man, that shit sounds fake to me.
Person 1: true, even if she was real that motherfucker would probably be getting catfished.

by SubNio April 29, 2019

Putin's Bitch

Donald Trump

The Helsinki Press Conference was held by Putin's Bitch.

by UtraMike5000 July 16, 2018

Putin's Bitch

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is Putin's Bitch.

by sadstateofaffairs July 17, 2018

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

Putin’s Bitch

A nickname used around the world for the 45th President of the United States.

Being Putin’s Bitch is the price he pays for his unrestrained, rip-snorting pussy grabbing habit caught on tape in hotels all across Moscow.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018