Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.

Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

by The Civil Word Servant October 19, 2010

biker shorts

A Played out urban female fashion statement of the late 80's and early 90's that led to alot of teenage pregnancies.
Made of spandex and lycra, they defined the bodies of urban women with much junk in their trunks.

"Sweatin all the bitches inthe biker shorts!"

Ice Cube - N.W.A "Gangsta Gangsta"

by dwayne May 12, 2004

Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

by CarLitosA January 9, 2009

Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.

Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."

by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008

Hungry baker's dozen

A set of eleven identical or similar things. It is implied that one of the set has been taken or consumed in some way.

John: "Weren't there twelve muffins here?"

Jane: "Jack ate one, so it looks like we only have a hungry baker's dozen.

by a_crow May 2, 2011

baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015

baker's legendary

on a scale of 1 to legendary (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-EPIC-legendary), baker's legendary is above all

i dont need an example for baker's legendary it's self explanatory...dumbasses...

by dwyqxz January 22, 2009