Bieber Fever

noun.

a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.
a)

Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.

b)

Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.
by tata12 November 17, 2010
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Bieber Fever

The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.

Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.

Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.

The only cure is more cowbell.
I've got BIEBER FEVER, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
by Lucio Soph October 18, 2010
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Bieber Fever

Any sickness that causes loss of pubic hair or testosterone
Alopecia is another word for Bieber Fever
by Elwood Auditore May 07, 2010
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Bieber Fever

guy1 . Hey look at that loser ... must have Bieber Fever
by Bgbboy May 11, 2011
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Bieber Fever

A slang term for AIDS.
-I'M 12 AND I HAVE BIEBER FEVER!
-You mean AIDS?
by im12yearsoldandwhatisthis August 23, 2010
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Bieber fever

An obsession with Justin Bieber so extreme that it's to the point where you are rioting at his concerts and trolling classic rock videos on YouTube. You probably still have bruises from the rubber bullets.
Example 1
Riot Cop 1: Are the fire hoses in place just in case?
Riot Cop 2: Yes sir, the Bieber fever always gets out of hand.
Riot Cop 1: Good. I hate these damn concerts.

Example 2
JustnBeberFan4EVER: aerosmth sux cuz they old they gonna die out!!! justn beiber is gona liv on 4 ever!!!!! yayy!!!
Delta07: Please, go to Google and type in "define: literacy".
by Kurt051 February 17, 2011
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Bieber Fever

A deadly disease that has ruined the world and caused many teenage girls to enjoy the horrible singing of Justin Bieber and his wanna be skater look. Those that suffer from this disease must be removed from the gene pool so that the rest of the world does not become infected.
Why do teenage girls have Bieber Fever? They are in love with a gay teen that hates the United States and will never hit puberty.
by The Sackman February 21, 2011
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