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Eleventeen

A Korn fanboy of questionable lineage, whose name has now become a noun for all Korn fanboys. His fanboyism is rivaled by few and exceeded by none. He haunts MusicianForums, waiting to fly into a raging fury the instant he comes across someone who doesn't have Korn's shriveled penis lodged firmly in their mouthparts.

His typing is negatively affected by the fact that one of his hands is always employed in masturbating to pictures of Jonathan Davis.

He frequently misreads posts due to the volume of semen encrusted on his face and obscuring his vision.

Few things in life are more fun that watching him hammer out a grammatrically challenged flame, and by all accounts, actually provoking him is several orders of magnitude more fun that ramming rusty shish-kebob skewers into your ears.
Intelligent, civil poster I dislike Korn.
EleventeenWHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SUCH A ELITEST?/ YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY DO YOU JUST GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES FAVORITE BAND'S?/ GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING ASS HAT!!!!!!!!!11111111
by Lord Dargon February 24, 2005
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it is unprononceable...
"i cannot prononce eleventeenty eleven"
by stupidman August 25, 2006
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eleventeen

Number 11 but teen added on the end to make it sound cool.
That kid is eleventeen years old.
by airsoft200616 November 1, 2006
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Eleventeen

(a): when a child who is 11 years old is considered beyond their years and passes preteen to go directly into the teenage years.
My son Michael is 10, but next year he will be eleventeen (11-teen).
by mgmusa January 10, 2011
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Eleventeen

11 to the power 11, used to solve advanced math problems.
Scientists and mathematicians often use eleventeen with irrational numbers.
by Biath December 2, 2014
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eleventeen

Eve 6 before Tony Fagenson. It featured Max Collins, Jon Siebels, and a guy named Nick whose last name I can't remember.
Is that Eleventeen CD going to see the light of day any time soon?
by Karen Stickney December 10, 2008
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1) 1B. Possible in any counting system with 12 or more digits, with 23 being the value for a 12-digit system and therefore the lowest possible value. In the standard 10-digit system, eleventeen is just nonsense.
2) Any number of dubious merit.
3) An adolescent who has not finished puberty who attempts to be taken seriously by acting like someone who has, though most frequently, this act is obvious and leads to be taken less seriously.
1) Michael Jordan wore eleventeen for the Bulls.
2) Apparently, eleventeen hundred dollars is a fictional number, so they sold the chair to that jerk in the ugly sweater instead of me.
3) I stopped listening to their eleventeen drama, since it was just pointless whining over temporary problems.
by blackjack6124 November 26, 2011
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