Beef Stew

when a girl/guy is in the act of jerking you off and licking your asshole and you shit into her mouth.

yo this chick was so crazy she didn't care about me beef stewing her.

by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008

Beef Stew Swirly

When three people (excluding the person recieving the swirly)
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.

Chad would forever regret his racist joke after three hispanic gentlemen gave him a beef stew swirly.

by RaindancerF November 28, 2011

chunky beef stew

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.

Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

Alabama Beef Stew

When a man craps out diarrhea into the vagina of a famale and proceeds to fuck her.

The Alabama Beef Stew I gave to Hannah Florer last night got all over our new bed.

by HAFBLOWS January 5, 2010

Beef stew dick

When you pull your dick out of a filthy street-whore's dirty ass and it has chunks of shit on it which resemble beef stew.

Dirty Hobo: I pulled my dick outta that whore's ass and and it looked like it had beef stew on it; a beef stew dick!

by Dregmaster August 22, 2006

Baltimore Beef Stew

A sexual act wherein a man receives a beef bouillon cube rectally.

I'd prefer a good Baltimore Beef Stew over a Colombian Piranha anyday!

by BBS Dad September 9, 2011

Beef Stew

The name of the greatest dodgeball team to pick up balls and throw them, preferably and peoples head. Having no weaknesses they ran everyones show and had sick nasty headshots

you who we play tommorw billy
son of batch of cookies we have to play beef stew
fuck it broski lets fucking quit cuz i like my face the way it is

by head hunter April 23, 2008