bedrock moment

Joking about what Java Minecraft players have that bedrock players want but don’t have

Javaplayer: hypixel is a great server
Bedrockplayer: I bet it is but I play bedrock so I can’t play it
Javaplayer: bedrock moment

by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021

Bedrock Learning

A painful experience if you ask me, the tasks on Bedrock don't even make sense, to be honest, I would personally go to Hell than do this shit. Even worse is the matching up task, it was as if pain had a baby with suffering. Whoever made Bedrock should be executed for child abuse and the cause of depression toward young minds.

Son: mum, can I go play with my friends.
Mum: have you done your Bedrock Learning.
Son:....

by IslamicTord September 24, 2022

bedrock.mp4

A bloody legend and one hella good OC creator. Responsible for millions on smiles across the world. Was mainly raised by @lasagna.if and @papyrus.mp4, 2 people that are just as much bloody legends as bedrock is

The dude was a bedrock.mp4

by Lasagna.if April 8, 2019

Bedrock Edition

The bad version of Minecraft.

Timmy: Hey wanna play some Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

Jimmy: Fuck no I'm playing java.

by Giantman54 September 10, 2020

bedrock learning

An actual shitty website where you're forced to go through NPC training videos and it's mandatory to watch. Any teacher that gives you homework on this website is an actual shmuck and deserves to die in the most excruciating death possible. I swear it's the most dystopian thing ever, it forces you to use English in a specific way.
Additionally, some "girl" on the website (The creators never touched one or even seen one except from their mothers) in the form of a text message asks you to bore her to death, I mean, give her definitions and shit for words as if she's banned from using Google.

I feel like torturing myself today so I'm gonna go on bedrock learning

by TheShittingAnimal5000 September 24, 2022

Bedrock Edition

I type of Minecraft like Pocket or Java edition.

I don't understand why people hate on Bedrock Editions so much, there are more features to Bedrock Edition than Java Edition. Plus Bedrock Edition has the same updates Java gets.

by BellaBie May 28, 2021

Bedrock Moment

A frustrating moment when something inconvenient happens in the Minecraft Bedrock Edition that works just fine in the Minecraft Java Edition.

A: "I died in Skywars because the enderpearl I threw to save me took 1000 years to reach this island!"

B: "Bedrock Moment ..."

by MetroDolphin153 May 13, 2023