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Beckered

This is when a co-worker generally your boss or higher unexpectedly steals your food.
Who in the hell beckered all of my miracle whip?
by Oldmanwinter April 17, 2019
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william beckett

A person of such good looks the first time I saw a The Academy Is... video,I walked into a wall,triped over a chair,screamed,spontaneous combusted,fainted,had a heart attack,killed my pet rock and bit my tongue.
At the same time.
Also,the only man who can rival Davey Havok on terms of "male person preetier than you".
Look at his hair for fucks sake!
Look at his BUTT...
EmoBoy:"WOAH,that chick in The Academy Is...is hot!Hell yeah I'd fuck her"
EmoBoy2:"You dumbass,that's William Beckett,he's a DUDE,and...why are you looking at me like that...get away from me...AHHHHH!!!"
by bandanasrerad September 4, 2006
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Becket

A shark,lion.wolf killer thing that is extremely awesome and dangerous.
Oh my god, that Becket is so awesome but we don't want to get on his bad side.
by Becket317 January 25, 2013
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William Beckett

William Beckett is a walking definition of "sex". He should be a model. He is the lead singer of The Academy Is... and enjoys appearing homosexual when around Gabe Saporta

Fangirls everwhere died last year, when it was rumored that he had a baby, Geniveve Dylan (also known as Wikipedia Nonsense)with longtime girlfriend, or maybe wife, Christine Bandy. While Beckett will neither confirm or deny this rumor he once made an interesting tweet that sent girls crazy on fbr_trash.
"Bless with GDB"

Beckett is very skinny, and some question whether or not he has a penis. He used to wear flare jeans and a bandana around his leg but he doesnt do that anymore so FANGIRLS NEED TO STOP TRYING.
Did you hear about William Beckett's baby?

Oh no! That is wikipedia nonsense
by DemiLov March 17, 2009
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william beckett

lead singer of The Academy Is....
WALKING SEX.
freaking hottest man ever.
his legs are AMAZINGGGGG.
i just want to get it on with him.
his legs are the best part of his body.
next is his voice <3
but he is just the most sexually attractive man i have ever seen in my life.
basically,
i want to screw william beckett.
REAL BADDDD.
amy: omg, william beckett is looking at you!!
me: he's not just looking at me, we're having eye sex. and with those legs, it's the best freaking eye sex i've ever had.
by brittanyyy18 December 29, 2007
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David Beckham effect

Someone having a voice you totally don't expect
Person: Oh that guy, Tracy Chapman has awesome songs...

Me: Dude it's a woman

Person: Oh, I got struck by the David Beckham effect
by Migh August 9, 2009
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Becked

When a teacher never teaches you, and then tests you on the things that they didn't teach. Popularized by Edward Beck. In order to be truly becked, the teacher must replace the learning process with throwing dice and listning to classic rock music.
Shit, I've just been becked and now I won't be able to pass my final exam.
by Santo San January 19, 2005
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