Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt
by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020
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1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard
Jonny: Prick.
Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...
Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...
by sheeprule November 8, 2006
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2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.
2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.
John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!
Jessica: No. What bastardship!
by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 4, 2009
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