1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.
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