Bangkok Lollipop

A lollipop or other piece of candy that has been inserted up one's ass and then shit out hours or even days later.

Ed vomited profusely when he discovered that the piece of candy his father had given him turned out to be a Bangkok Lollipop.

by ADiZZleDonKEY July 17, 2009

Bangkok Padang

(adj.) Something that looks very simple but is suprisingly amazing.

Is that just regular peanut butter on the pasta salad?

No, thats Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce.

by HyperionPrime January 14, 2009

Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.

Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.

by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013

Bangkok

The capital and largest city of Thailand; a leading city in southeastern Asia; noted for Buddhist architecture. Located in the southwest on the Chao Phraya River near the Gulf of Thailand. It is a leading port and industrial center with a major jewelry market. Population: 5,876,000.

The Poetic name for Bangkok is Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmpras<b>it.

Let's go to Bangkok.

by Issac Cox July 17, 2003

Bangkok Handshake

The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis

I totally gave her the Bangkok Handshake, Bitch checks out!

by DrGonzo61 December 21, 2007

Bangkok

A sharp and swift blow taken to the genital region of a male. Action taken in response to the question, "What is the Capital of Thailand?" This should only be asked of one angry male or female to another male who has wronged them in some way shape or form.

Billy: "Hey Thomas, what's the Capital of Thailand?"
Thomas: "Uh, I'm not sure..."
Billy: "Bangkok!" (

by Bryce May 19, 2003

Bangkok Carradine

Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.

Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!

by Captain Organ June 4, 2009