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Bangerang

When someone you are seeing cheats on you, resulting in you dumping them, but then at a later date tries to contact you for a continuation of the previous relationship.
Jim: "Sandy cheated on me, so I threw her away like a parking ticket. Then, get this - she calls me last night, wanting to come over!"

Steve: "Sounds like she's trying to pull the ol' bangerang on ya."

Jim: "What a bitch."
by FanglyBob November 28, 2011
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bangerang

Verb. (However, never used in the past or future tense becuase a bangerang situation is ALWAYS after the fact and never foreseen.)

When you get into some kind of trouble a week or more after intercourse. The trouble must be a direct cause of having the aforementioned sex. Karma is possible explanation.
Social:
"No one at this party will sleep with me cause I had sex with a horse on youtube, what a goddamn bangerang."

Physical:
"I'm afraid I can't go to the cockfight, I broke my leg during cunnilingus last week... what a bangerang."

Medical:
"I went to the doctor and I have HIV. What a total bangerang." "Oh drag my dude, have a cream soda on me."

Phenomenological:
"If a tree falls on you while you're having sex in the woods, and theres no one else there to see it, is it a bangerang?"
by Dan Bemp June 7, 2007
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bangerangolicious

adj.
a word used to describe anything at the top of the cool chart; on a scale of 1 to 10, this is awesome.

synonyms: fropolous, awesome, unblievable, etc.
Person 1: Dude, some guy just stopped on the street and gave me the keys to his Ferrari!

Person 2: I hate you, but that is bangerangolicious!

or

I just got to meet the President of the United States! Is that bangerangolicious or what!?!
by wisenesslesslyable January 16, 2011
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bangernershks

Get rid of those bangernershks
by Natasha Freelove July 1, 2017
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Bangerang

Drinking a Bang while listening to a straight Banger!
BANGERANG!!!
by Bangerang24 April 1, 2021
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bangerest

this is what we’ll call you when you’re a total total banger person (you’re just so cool!) and you’re probably doing cool things so you are a bangerest!!!
georgia: WE’RE LEAVING A MARK IN THIS WORLD!!
dee: YES WE’RE TOTAL BANGERESTS!!!!!
by Girlsbabd02 May 19, 2021
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