Balogna virus

Coronavirus, through the eyes of us that arent falling for the scam

Dude are you gonna surf or are you still hiding from the balogna virus?

by Fursey O'Veebee July 09, 2020

carsoni balogna

A cool cat that wears a striped hat. Yes, oh yes. It's really just that

Carsoni Balogna rhymes, what fun!

by IceDolphin4Lyfe March 29, 2016

Balogna Man

An ancient and evil entity, on the same level as the boogie-man, but 10 times more terrifying and powerful. Balogna man is gonna get you tonight, he waits under your bed.

Shamay, the balogna man was after me lastnight, good thing I jumped under my covers, everybody knows blankets make you invincible and undetectable to the balogna man

by DooshBagg69 May 22, 2022

balogna wallet

Slang for vagina

Richard: how was your date, Barry?
Barry: why thank you for asking Richard, we had a nice time. We put my coin purse and her balogna wallet together and had a pleasant time.

by holla_speak July 27, 2014

dirty balogna

balogna that has a special little hole filled with peanut butter. dick is inserted into the hole

I dont need a flesh light. I have a dirty balogna!

by Carpet_Pooper March 29, 2022

Surprise balogna

Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.

A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.

by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022

balogna darts

When a un-errect penis finds its way into an eager asshole.

balogna darts are fun

by landreth January 28, 2010